JUST TO MAKE YA GIGGLE!
Words and poems you just wouldn't find on 'Cards for Occasions!'
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold, someone to love.
After having met you .
I've changed my mind.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, Ohio & West Virginia)
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay!
Devious Comments
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psychosis is my muse!
- ETY
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The meaning and purpose of life is to give life purpose and meaning.
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"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life.
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When You Find Love as Warm as Sunshines Caress..
Embrace it!
When Sunset takes Sunshines hand..
Enjoy Sweet Surrender!
Amor Vincit Omnia
Noli nothis permittere te terere
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Four-Seasons [link]
Feel, feel the Earth beneath your feet.
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When You Find Love as Warm as Sunshines Caress..
Embrace it!
When Sunset takes Sunshines hand..
Enjoy Sweet Surrender!
Amor Vincit Omnia
Noli nothis permittere te terere
--
When You Find Love as Warm as Sunshines Caress..
Embrace it!
When Sunset takes Sunshines hand..
Enjoy Sweet Surrender!
Amor Vincit Omnia
Noli nothis permittere te terere
--
Member of:
environment [link]
fungi-club [link]
Four-Seasons [link]
Feel, feel the Earth beneath your feet.
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The meaning and purpose of life is to give life purpose and meaning.
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Mark
Carpe Diem Surrealus! (Seize the fish!)
My original music: [link]
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Helen
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'Mind Over Matter' .... if you don't mind it ... it doesn't really matter!
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"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life.
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Member of:
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fungi-club [link]
Four-Seasons [link]
Feel, feel the Earth beneath your feet.
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Read my column, my poetry, interviews and short stories at AidanSemmens.co.uk
See my celebration of medieval imagery at Wodewose.co.uk
See also ~Forefathers
Tom
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Latest 3 cubist works:
"Mary" [link]
"Picasso Pretense" [link]
"Counterbalance" [link]
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you've stopped laughing!
Thank you soooo much for the FAVS my Friend!!
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psychosis is my muse!
- ETY
Art Supply Repository -> [link]
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When You Find Love as Warm as Sunshines Caress..
Embrace it!
When Sunset takes Sunshines hand..
Enjoy Sweet Surrender!
Amor Vincit Omnia
Noli nothis permittere te terere
Delighted you like it!
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ckp
discontent always
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